Elong
The fire rises
This is a fair point, we're generally crap at it.
Kiwis, Aussies, Taffs and Jocks are miles better at drinking than we are.
To be fair, you're mostly better at sheep shagging too so it's not all bad.
We don't do a "quiet couple" in New Zealand. You have one, you have 12, pretty much the unwritten rule.
I've drunk some horrendous amounts of booze on 15 hour sessions, and so glad I can't do that anymore due to my health.