BigDunc'sFod
Player Valuation: £35m
Terrible title I know, but I couldn't think of a better one.
I'll start:
I'll start:

I think she just saw your semi in that bottom picture lad.
Haha, Jet was boss!
WTF is that last pic Cena lad (Met Cena once, in 2006 in Ohio. He was a cnut.)