Cats

[chrismpw]

Fecking nuisance.

Since our faithful mad dog shuffled off to bark at eternity, all the neighbourhood cats have taken it upon themselves to crap in the garden, kill for fun all the birds the misses spends a fortune feeding, and scrap loudly for territory- this morning at 5.30am.

I see nothing positive about the foul, bad tempered, murderous creatures or the people who own a pet knowing full well it will help themselves to a neighbour's garden. I'm fairly sure most cat owners think their own pet doesn't deficate.

Any good tips at keeping them from my garden before I reach for the air rifle? The oft given answers 'get your own cat' or 'buy....' are not acceptable.

Also, is it socially acceptable to collect t the cat poo and sling it back into the neighbour's garden / post it through the letterbox? Where is the line drawn?

 

[Efcjake]

Also, is it socially acceptable to collect t the cat poo and sling it back into the neighbour's garden / post it through the letterbox? Where is the line drawn?

Yes.

Also the houses of cat owners stink of more stale piss than Aldo before his bi-weekly wash.

 

[cronullasharks]

Have you thought about a Lamborghini Gallardo?

 

[Paris]

Crap movie

 

[orly]

Have you thought about a Lamborghini Gallardo?

@Bruce Wayne has. A LOT.

 

[degsy]

So many cats - so few recipes

 

[Connor]

Vermin

 

[Bruce Wayne]

@Bruce Wayne has. A LOT.

It's the only football manager I'll drive.

 

[Nymzee]

Love them.

 

[degsy]

Fecking nuisance.

Since our faithful mad dog shuffled off to bark at eternity, all the neighbourhood cats have taken it upon themselves to crap in the garden, kill for fun all the birds the misses spends a fortune feeding, and scrap loudly for territory- this morning at 5.30am.

I see nothing positive about the foul, bad tempered, murderous creatures or the people who own a pet knowing full well it will help themselves to a neighbour's garden. I'm fairly sure most cat owners think their own pet doesn't deficate.

Any good tips at keeping them from my garden before I reach for the air rifle? The oft given answers 'get your own cat' or 'buy....' are not acceptable.

Also, is it socially acceptable to collect t the cat poo and sling it back into the neighbour's garden / post it through the letterbox? Where is the line drawn?

Air gun

 

[peteblue]

Can not abide cats. We have one, he/she/it doesn’t like me and I do not like he/she/it........

 

[jaycee]

@Joey66 chases them with his penis out

 

[orly]

@Joey66 chases them with his penis out

Wow

 

[Baines' left foot]

Better killing birds than babies though.

 

[nsno-chris]

Kopites of the animal world

Back stabbing scavengers who’ll smother you in your sleep