Cat or Dog?

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

my pet is an alligator. Craps on either and I never get burglars...

 

[BlueLlama]

Dogs slightly edge cats out - we have both at home. Dogs are more fun but you have to admire that cat "I do what I want and don't give a [Poor language removed]" spirit

 

[Rugby Toffee]

I couldn't have a dog or a cat ****ting everywhere. Especially a dog coz cats are at least reletively clean. I like dogs to look at and see occasionaly and mess around with but I defo couldn't live with one. My mates mums pretty insane about animals. They adopted this stupid little rat dog who got hit by a car and now has no control over its bowels. Should have been put down tbh. But nope, its alive, being a little **** and ****ting itself every day. It wears a nappy ffs. Utterly ridiculous. My mate was fuming when they got it.

OH.:blink::blink:

 

[ToffeeMark]

took my two labs to a swimming pool this afternoon, hydrotherapy, they love swimming..

 

[ToffeeMark]

My last lab went for a swim in a river and was eaten by a black crocodile

 

[bluejock]

My last lab went for a swim in a river and was eaten by a black crocodile

They prefer to be called "negrito crocodiles" pal

 

[ToffeeMark]

What I really want is a black crocodile bag to carry his ashes around in.

 

[bluejock]

What I really want is a black crocodile bag to carry his ashes around in.

Have you tried Mulberry Bayswater?

 

[TigerLily]

I'd go for dogs...
They're nice pets and they're a lot more friendly than cats.
We have 7 dogs at the moment

 

[Raymondo077]

Have a 7 yr old black lab called Shadow, luv that dog FFS!!!

Cats are selfish snides with no loyalty, if they were locked in a room with their dead OAP owner, they,d eat them ffs!

A dog would lay down and never leave your side, would probably die of a broken heart.

 

[Leonard Rossiter]

NEITHER.
pets are a waste of money and effort.

 

[Blue 1]

I'm allergic to cats so dogs get my vote.

Like them better anyway. Cats are scum. Garden destroying, bird killing, smug, self-serving scum.