Carol Singers ?

[EFCNIK]

They can all **** off. I have no time for festive joy.

 

[peteblue]

It's good to stand and listen to them. Especially when they don't really know the words and then just repeat the same verse....well I think it's funny......

 

[geofft]

Waving a copy of The Watchtower as you ask them in usually does the trick!

 

[Caveo]

Answer naked while rubbing ketchup into your balls screaming "HE IS COMING!!! THE TIME OF RECONING IS UPON US !!!"

EDIT.....holding a pigs head will only add to the affect..

 

[Whitebootman]

This year I intend to open the door dressed as Jimmy Savile and invite them in. That should put a stop to them.

 

[Librarian]

Sing right back at them, keep your quid in your pocket, everyone's even

 

[Rugby Toffee]

I know someone who screams in terror and slams the door. Works a treat.

My missus does that when she sees me in the mood & naked on the bed.

 

[Whitebootman]

My missus does that when she sees me in the mood & naked on the bed.

I screamed just reading that, probably won't sleep tonight.

 

[Slavan]

when they have finished singing, you could always request the instrumental version.
they will look at you bemused.