Carol Singers ?

[noharmdone]

Lads, Im expecting a parcel delivery.. door-bell rings.. Literally holding a baby, I answer...
" We wish you a Merry Christmas.... "
Fuming..

I hand over a pound coin. Whats the going rate lads ?

I always try and swerve it...

 

[Allezfan]

I hand over a pound coin. Whats the going rate lads ?

Round here? A punch in the face.

 

[carlos21]

Lads, Im expecting a parcel delivery.. door-bell rings.. Literally holding a baby, I answer...
" We wish you a Merry Christmas.... "
Fuming..

I hand over a pound coin. Whats the going rate lads ?

I always try and swerve it...

hi mate how are you today mate.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Just answer with "I'm sorry, we are Mormons"

 

[edge]

Lads, Im expecting a parcel delivery.. door-bell rings.. Literally holding a baby, I answer...
" We wish you a Merry Christmas.... "
Fuming..

I hand over a pound coin. Whats the going rate lads ?


I always try and swerve it...

20p and stand there and make them carry on till the end of the song, they soon get fed up comeing

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Round here? A punch in the face.

Down here : a kick in the gonads.

 

[Kurt.]

Fuk em the greedy scrotes...pan of fekin boiling oil over the knobs,,, they won't be coming back too soon....








failing that , about a quid.

 

[blue61]

A bucket of hot oil from the bedroom window is a decent repellent.

 

[Bluenose1995]

had 3 lads in north face trackys come round yesterday nice try lads haha

 

[Degs62]

Carol singers fall into the same bracket as Trick or Treaters, all scrounging good for nothings, luckily we don't get the Christmas Carol singers.

 

[Tubey]

I know someone who screams in terror and slams the door. Works a treat.

 

[Bungle]

Open the door in full Liverpool kit and boots

 

[Username]

Our kid's been doing it, 3 of them getting 40 quid a night between them, boss that when your 15.

 

[Slavan]

every year i get a mix, some with the collection box out who get nothing from us, others who do it for the love of christmas who so i offer a mince pie to each one of them.

 

[Groucho]

When you open the door, say nothing and simply look quizzically at their feet. People soon stop whatever their doing and I don't know why.

It also works if you're in a pub/restaurant and you're getting stared at for no reason by some oddbod.