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[BiggyRat]

Bruce Forsyth's overdone the tanning salon again.

 

[ijjysmith]

Frank Skinner's had his nob on this.

 

[noharmdone]

Give me 5 seconds more, and I'll Defo have that watch off your wrist Blatter..
I watched secrets of the pickpockets last night lad..

 

[bluejock]

"Hahaha they have no idea that I, Saddam Hussein, am still alive, disguised as a fat Qatari. Soon, I will use this heavy piece of gold to bash George Bush's head in."

 

[BlueLlama]

I'll give you this if i can finger your bird

 

[noharmdone]

I live in a bedsit, and I'm buying Everton next week mate !

 

[noharmdone]

Yeah I know Sepp, she looks old now, but she was boss singing Buffalo Stance...

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

"This is Micky Quinne For Talksport with The Werrrrld Cup"

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Oh It Is So Small And Light
You Know, I have A Solid Gold Pepper Mill That is twice The Size of This.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

So THIS is the World Cup, unless of course Brazil, Italy or Germany win it again next year and keep the thing. again.

 

[fozzy]

Bruce Forsyth's overdone the tanning salon again.

HOT HOT in summer nooooooooooooooo!

 

[fozzy]

Bruce Forsyth's overdone the tanning salon again.

yes YES my mrs likes bunga bunga!

 

[Fensta]

"Very very cheap, one pound cup"

 

[chicoazul]

We wouldn't risk the birds on your public transport, now pass it back Slumdog lad."

 

[cbpointblank]

Bruce Forsyth's overdone the tanning salon again.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yesssssssss...........