Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
The Unobstructed View

4 mins Is up Sir
4 ? ffs, I said 4 f'kin teen, you can give me that watch back fa' sta'ters
Fine, seems to run slow anyway.

Anderson ? No mate he's sh1t, I'm Andesron.
Pfft, Don't even look like him ffs.

Now THAT is what they call a foul lad.
Soz scholsey, I only just came back, I get dirtier next week.

That's the paste mixed, now to glue some of this bum fluff on my nog.

Don't turn round, don't turn round, that tw@ in the corner will have me again