Caption competition

[blue61]

'Just in case I'm still here this time next year, any tips Sam?

 

[tim gabbott]

Have you farted

 

[Tigger]

What you doing here you were sacked on Saturday

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

The four in front of the goalie are defenders!
Que?

 

[Matty_j1878]

'Just in case I'm still here this time next year, any tips Sam?

'Here you are lad, i'll give you the three points in mid week because we'd absolutely love the Geordies to go down with the FSW. Don't worry if you don't believe me because the way i set the team up you'll have a field day.'

 

[lancs blue]

You stink of verbal diorphea

 

[COYBL25]

Can I have some of whatever you're on ?

 

[ToffeeDan]

'Just in case I'm still here this time next year, any tips Sam?

I'm playing for the chop Sam - 4-0 to your boys do you?

 

[DualityNSNO]

'Just in case I'm still here this time next year, any tips Sam?

I don't coach defending Sam, just make your players cross it in, there's nothing we could do.

 

[raithrovers94]

Its roberto Martinez get your mum to write it on your coat

 

[Ashtonian]

You tell your defence to do what Roberto?

How have you still got a job?!

 

[Abertonian]

'Just in case I'm still here this time next year, any tips Sam?

Maybe next time we're in the dugout together will be El Clasico, eh Bobby lad?

 

[BlueLlama]

Have you seen @Dymak 's laughable thread?

 

[Bilko]

So Sam,I need a play maker, how much do you want for Jay Jay Okocha ? .

 

[daza_1973]

So why do they call you big Sam ??