Caption competition

[Deleted member 28206]

Go.

 

[ToffeeDan]

JS: "That cheeky Oldham lad just said I'm uglier that you!"
CB: "Really? I'll smash him"​

 

[davek]

Bellamy - You look a bit *tanned* mate.

Shelvey - FFS, does this mean I'm out?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Shelvey - "We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature."

 

[Kurt.]

js. did you bring that gollywog teddy you said you had ??
cb. yeah, i put it in glenn's bag,, luis wife said she does it to luis every week, it's supposed to be loving in their country.

 

[RFUS]

Shelvey: "One potato..."

Bellamy: "Two potato."

Spearing: "Potatoes."

 

[tommye]

JS; Did you hear Luis shouting 'negrito' at their full back from the kop?

CB; sure did boyo, he loves them blackies don't he the buck toothed 2@

 

[Azzurri]

Bellamy: 'Let's join our tattooed arms so we look like a negrito's big black length.'

Spearing: 'why do I always get left out? Is it because I look like Humpty Dumpty?'

 

[Kurt.]

cb : pull my finger and i will do what jays doing.

 

[Mvflusk]

Shelvey: "One potato..."

Bellamy: "Two potato."

Spearing: "Potatoes."

 

[ToffeeDan]

Jonjo: Speak up Brown, you're through
Spearing: Jeez lads, tone it down a little bit will ya?

 

[DualityNSNO]

Shelvey: "One potato..."

Bellamy: "Two potato."

Spearing: "Potatoes."

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I'm too sexy for the shirt

Go.

**** off lad, he said that was a Fair Pass, now get back in the Crystal Maze.

 

[The T-Dex]

Shelvey- I told you he would do it.

Spearing- If i can lick my ear, JS said he'd give me my precious back.

 

[BigBlueBalls]

Go.

JS. Yeah, that 'this is England' film was based on me and my pals.