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[SLAVEN BILIC]

oi jags, phil neville's bird smells boss, have a sniff!!!

 

[Deano]

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Give us your lolly

 

[Can't buy class]

Just seen Billy in the showers, I made him pick me soap on a rope up! I ain't ever biting my finger nails again, come on, have a sniff!

 

[ToffeeDan]

Jags: "How much have you just won in the 'pick the row Tony Hibbert's first cross of the season ends up in' raffle?!!"

 

[andrewkgsmith]

"I heard we're linked with someone"

 

[Number_25]

Jags: "How much have you just won in the 'pick the row Tony Hibbert's first cross of the season ends up in' raffle?!!"

I remember saying that at the Fulham home game (end of season) and I didn't half have a few stinking looks.

 

[Hibbert&Ernie]

That Alex Curran, she smells like a festering Brie.

 

[trebilcock66]

"Crikey, Jags....when you get to our age the hairs in your nose don't half get long..."

 

[Edmo]

You don't have to be straight to be in the everton team; you just have to be able to shoot straight

 

[TMc]

'Do I look like Sol Campbell in this shirt?'

Winnner.