Butter/Magarine or £4 tub of extract of exotic seed

summerisle · January 22, 2017

Butter for cooking and toast.

Durham Toffee · January 22, 2017

I'm constantly trying to be healthy. I'll run, eat as healthily as is possible when I'm not starving, focus on drinking as much water during the day as possible...but when it comes to butter, I really need it.

Marge just doesn't match up.

Salted butter too.

summerisle · January 22, 2017

Durham Toffee said:
I'm constantly trying to be healthy. I'll run, eat as healthily as is possible when I'm not starving, focus on drinking as much water during the day as possible...but when it comes to butter, I really need it.

Marge just doesn't match up.

Salted butter too.

Got to be salted.

BlueLlama · January 22, 2017

Margarine is evil, basically the devils cum.

summerisle · January 22, 2017

BlueLlama said:
Margarine is evil, basically the devils cum.

It's beige.

Boss_Blue · January 22, 2017

summerisle said:
It's beige.

We like beige.

Durham Toffee · January 22, 2017

summerisle said:
It's beige.

I resent that.

Beige is far more betterer.

All hail the beige.

ilikecheese · January 22, 2017

I have I Can't Believe It's Not Butter in my fridge.

I can, however, believe that it's not butter.

COYBL25 · January 22, 2017

Butter on hot crumpets all day.

* I'm sorry if I caused offence by using the word crumpets, it not meant to be rude x

jal123 · January 22, 2017

ilikecheese said:
I have I Can't Believe It's Not Butter in my fridge.

I can, however, believe that it's not butter.

Not anymore pal, they're undergoing a rebrand in order to comply with GOT's anti political stance and they're going to be called I can't believe it's not paid for!