Didn;t you listen to him on Steve Wrights Big Show yesterday (or maybe Tuesday) then Dave?
Was full of info about "horseshoes and butterflies" or whatever his new stage show is called.
Anyway i'm sure it said he was gonna be doing more shows than just that one over the next few weeks.
Just thought i'd give you the good news haha.
Plus Bill reads your messages and helps you say "thank you".
I was tempted to text in and ask Wrighty to ask Bill when we were gonna bloody sign someone. But i didnt bother cause i doubt anyone would of liked the reply!
But don't worry, he didn't mention Everton whatsoever.
You could maybe give him a call on Sunday :
I'll ask him if he can look for Jonathan Ross' wallet down the back of the chair. It's the only way we'll buy anyone this summer.