Buried or Burned?

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Morbid? Yes.

Arsed? No.

When you're dead do you want to be buried or cremated?

I was going to put cryogenicly frozen but we'd all pick that.

I can't decide.
 

I want to be buried so that I can have a headstone with really tiny writing that people have to get up close to read...

"You're standing on my balls."
 

I'd probably go for cremated the whole rotting underground for hundreds of years thing doesn't appeal to me, I'd rather get it out the way. That and you could be scattered somewhere cool/kept on the mantle.
 

I want a Viking funeral, my dead body on a boat set on fire and pushed out to sea. With coins over my eyes to pay the gatekeeper of Valhalla.

Or half and half, half buried and half cremated.
 

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