Not sure if this is entirely true given the original source, but it seems like something
http://soccerly.com/article/soccerly/mr-manchester-united-tattoos-forehead-with-clubs-crest
Seems it might be easier to call him "Pathetic Tosser"
http://soccerly.com/article/soccerly/mr-manchester-united-tattoos-forehead-with-clubs-crest
Officially his name has changed to Manchester Zdravkov Levidzhov-United, but it will be easier just to call him Mr. Manchester United.
Seems it might be easier to call him "Pathetic Tosser"