Summerskin
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HP, Daddies is woeful.
Brown sauce
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Do they still make Beetop sauce?
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/938...sed-to-stop-reading-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey.html
[h=1]Boyfriend squirted partner with brown sauce when she refused to stop reading Fifty Shades of Grey.[/h]
A man has appeared in court after taking revenge on his girlfriend who refused to stop reading the erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey - by squirting brown sauce at her face.
"He went to her home at 7pm on June 26 and took with him a bottle of brown sauce.
"She answered the door and the argument continued.
"She went to close the door and he jammed his foot into the door, slapped her once in the face, and then squirted her with this bottle of sauce."
When interviewed by the police, Hodgson said he felt Fifty Shades of Grey was a 'distasteful' and 'pornographic' book.
Miss Harris said: "He said he had every intention of squirting sauce over Miss McCormick, but he now regrets having done this, realising how stupid it sounds.
"He didn't realise that the sauce incident would be classed as an assault.
Mr Dodds said: "He lost his temper and went round to her home armed with a bottle of brown sauce, which he should never have done.
Red just wouldn't have had the same effect.
[h=1]Boyfriend squirted partner with brown sauce when she refused to stop reading Fifty Shades of Grey.[/h]
A man has appeared in court after taking revenge on his girlfriend who refused to stop reading the erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey - by squirting brown sauce at her face.
"He went to her home at 7pm on June 26 and took with him a bottle of brown sauce.
"She answered the door and the argument continued.
"She went to close the door and he jammed his foot into the door, slapped her once in the face, and then squirted her with this bottle of sauce."
When interviewed by the police, Hodgson said he felt Fifty Shades of Grey was a 'distasteful' and 'pornographic' book.
Miss Harris said: "He said he had every intention of squirting sauce over Miss McCormick, but he now regrets having done this, realising how stupid it sounds.
"He didn't realise that the sauce incident would be classed as an assault.
Mr Dodds said: "He lost his temper and went round to her home armed with a bottle of brown sauce, which he should never have done.
Red just wouldn't have had the same effect.
Honestly if you lose it cos your lass is reading something with sex scenes in it, you're a bit of a dick like.
What are you scared she's going to read about the female orgasm and decides she wants one? Or discover than 2 inches isn't average?
What are you scared she's going to read about the female orgasm and decides she wants one? Or discover than 2 inches isn't average?
I reckon that would turn me on more.
GIVE ME YOUR FULL LOAD YOU DIRTY [Poor language removed] HMMM FEEL SO GOOD.
GIVE ME YOUR FULL LOAD YOU DIRTY [Poor language removed] HMMM FEEL SO GOOD.
Basil Fawlty
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Used to love HP until they took out all the salt and made it taste sickly sweet, and took production out of England just to stick the boot in. I prefer chop if I can find it but I usually use different supermarket ones nowadays til I find one that tastes nice.
Revealing a bit too much there, chico lad.
Sorry mate x
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