Fat Stan
Player Valuation: £750k
We're gonna be Europe next year and will badly need extra players for cover. I know it's only been two games but Timmy Cahill has blown me away in this world cup so far. Still works as hard as any player I've ever seen. Still one of the most talented headerers of a ball I've ever seen (something we really lacked last season). And still got more heart and passion than most of the poncy egotistical footballers that play today. He'd be cheap as [Poor language removed] and would be a great leader on and off the pitch. Get him back bobby! Timmy C I love you!