Lord Buckethead
Player Valuation: £35m
5 things about Brighton.
1) Every May Day Bank Holiday Monday since the early 1960's Brighton Council has organised a big fight between the Modernists(Mods), who want the beach stripped of its stones and replaced with sand so they can build huge modernist Sandcastles, and the Rockers (who prefer its traditional pebbles). The Rockers have won every year with the exception of 1974 when the pebbles were put in storage for a year.
2) Brighton's famous Brighton Pavilion was brought across 'from Islam' when Shania Law was introduced to the country when vegan bicycle-riding Liberals gave away Britain’s glorious Empire. It is also famous for being a model for the Toots Maytal where Princess Diana (may God and Baby Cheeses bless her eternal Soul) sat outside when she was depressed after being dumped by Big Ears.
[Source: The UKIP Guide to God's favourite Country]
3) In 1984 some northern woman called Ira blew up a reet grand Hotel in Brighton after her escalating complaints about room service were ignored. It is believed Ira went on to form the company TripAdvisor on her release from Prison
4) Every year a local Bellboy is chosen to be sealed into a Parka and pushed over a nearby Cliff on a highly decorated Lambretta as a sacrifice to the Town's Gods, to give thanks for that year’s crop of Tourists.
5) Silent movie legends Laurel and Hardy started their career by filming short comedy films around Brighton under the name of 'Fat Boy and Slim'
What are your thoughts, memories or drug-fuelled hallucinatory mind-farts about Brighton?
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1) Every May Day Bank Holiday Monday since the early 1960's Brighton Council has organised a big fight between the Modernists(Mods), who want the beach stripped of its stones and replaced with sand so they can build huge modernist Sandcastles, and the Rockers (who prefer its traditional pebbles). The Rockers have won every year with the exception of 1974 when the pebbles were put in storage for a year.
2) Brighton's famous Brighton Pavilion was brought across 'from Islam' when Shania Law was introduced to the country when vegan bicycle-riding Liberals gave away Britain’s glorious Empire. It is also famous for being a model for the Toots Maytal where Princess Diana (may God and Baby Cheeses bless her eternal Soul) sat outside when she was depressed after being dumped by Big Ears.
[Source: The UKIP Guide to God's favourite Country]
3) In 1984 some northern woman called Ira blew up a reet grand Hotel in Brighton after her escalating complaints about room service were ignored. It is believed Ira went on to form the company TripAdvisor on her release from Prison
4) Every year a local Bellboy is chosen to be sealed into a Parka and pushed over a nearby Cliff on a highly decorated Lambretta as a sacrifice to the Town's Gods, to give thanks for that year’s crop of Tourists.
5) Silent movie legends Laurel and Hardy started their career by filming short comedy films around Brighton under the name of 'Fat Boy and Slim'
What are your thoughts, memories or drug-fuelled hallucinatory mind-farts about Brighton?
Go!
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