Breaking News: JOE KINNEAR IS BACK!!!! New Director of Football at Newcastle

[BoysInBlue]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22928641

Joe Kinnear: Ex-boss confirms Newcastle director of football role

Former Newcastle United manager Joe Kinnear has confirmed that he has been appointed as the Magpies' new director of football.
The 66-year-old, who managed the club during the 2008-2009 season, said he would be taking on the role of recruiting players.
"The deal is absolutely done," Kinnear told Sky Sports News.
"I signed the deal with owner Mike Ashley on Sunday. I intend to meet [manager] Alan Pardew this week."

 

[Marco Materazzi]

Bye bye Pardew, your days are running thin.

 

[blueser]

Jesus did yo read the quotes "I am here to make Newcastle far better than they currently are"

 

[toffee matt]

Ashley and Newcastle make us look like a well run club

 

[carlos21]

I like joe kinner guys,

 

[roydo]

Kinn ell. What a disaster I bet.

 

[Pat's Van]

there's a joke in here somewhere

 

[bluejock]

Lol @ Mike Ashley

 

[Vim Fuego]

Director of football ! That's akin to making Cyril smith director of salads.

Just when I thought this was just another dull Sunday , the Geordies give me a reason to live.

 

[kenada_blue]

Ashley loves that cockney cahnt

 

[flo]

Jesus did yo read the quotes "I am here to make Newcastle far better than they currently are"

Yeah. Is that even possible?

 

[Marco Materazzi]

Kinnear- 'I will have final say on transfers'

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Charles N'Zogbia Just Can't Sleep after this news.

 

[roydo]

Christ, looking at the quotes, he thinks he is gods gift to finding players; "I want to ensure we get the best team on the pitch".

I thought that their scouting network and contacts was supposed to be the only good thing at the club!

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I've read this about three or four times, I've wrote funny things and deleted them. Punching police horses and that kinda shiz, still doesn't make this any less hilariously comedic, what and why?