BOURNEMOUTH VS EVERTON MATCH OFFICIALS

[alan ball]

Kevin Friend M McDonough C Hatzidakis O Langford

 

[caught]

I conducted a little interview with Kevin Friend a few months ago. Highlights:

Hi Kevin. First off, what attributes do you think makes a goof ref?

A head, I see. Anything else?

Okay... I always like to ask, how tall were you when you knew you were going to be a ref?

And how tall are you now?

Yes, you.

No change then. Interesting. Which way to you think is best to carry a football?

And what about a baby?

Hm, isn't that a bit neglectful?

Wow. No. Sorry. I didn't mean to imply you were a bad father. I'm sure you're excellent. Where did you come from today?

Is that the back door of a pub?

Nice, so you normally have a couple before the match?

Oh, you mean you have a bit of beak?

Time's nearly up, I understand. Just one more question: what club do you support?

Thanks Kevin.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Well well well, what do we have here? A rare treat for me. Why?

Well, let's me answer that for you right here, right now:

Kevin Friend, the useless, dull, waste of space div, is absolutely, unequivocally, no Friend of Everton.

 

[Bungle]

Well well well, what do we have here? A rare treat for me. Why?

Well, let's me answer that for you right here, right now:

Kevin Friend, the useless, dull, waste of space div, is absolutely, unequivocally, no Friend of Everton.

You feeling ok mate? Still with that bird I set you up with?

 

[Baines' left foot]

THE REFEREES A W*NKER THE REFEREES A W*NKER.

HAHAHAHA.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

You feeling ok mate? Still with that bird I set you up with?

PM if you want to sex chat. Can't promise I will reply though.

 

[Bluekahunaburgers]

FFS

 

[Professor Toffee]

I conducted a little interview with Kevin Friend a few months ago. Highlights:

Hi Kevin. First off, what attributes do you think makes a goof ref?

A head, I see. Anything else?

Okay... I always like to ask, how tall were you when you knew you were going to be a ref?

And how tall are you now?

Yes, you.

No change then. Interesting. Which way to you think is best to carry a football?

And what about a baby?

Hm, isn't that a bit neglectful?

Wow. No. Sorry. I didn't mean to imply you were a bad father. I'm sure you're excellent. Where did you come from today?

Is that the back door of a pub?

Nice, so you normally have a couple before the match?

Oh, you mean you have a bit of beak?

Time's nearly up, I understand. Just one more question: what club do you support?

Thanks Kevin.

My precious

 

[deipnosophist]

@Eggs

 

[Eggs]

...we're due a pen and I don't mean a shoot out.

 

[4737carlin]

Everton win regardless

 

[Jamo Martinez]

First.

 

[l4toffee]

We are 6/4 to win this game . Massive price that .

 

[Andy McGurk]

Saw him the other day at this school I teach guitar at, I consider that a missed opportunity to a) have a go at him for past decisions or b) influence this weeks game

 

[Efcjake]

Can't stand him.