Match Thread AFC Bournemouth v Everton - Waffle, Match Report, MotM Poll and more waffle

[Clarky cat]

Don’t you dare ruin my chocolate-eating, rum-drinking time off work, ya goal-shy bunch of rotters!

 

[hallamblue]

1st goal very important in this game. If they score it we lose. If we score it, we probably still lose . They have a lot of quality going forward, but they're not all that at the back. However we can't shoot so who knows. I'm going to go for an optimistic 2-2 draw

 

[spectateur]

1st goal very important in this game. If they score it we lose. If we score it, we probably still lose . They have a lot of quality going forward, but they're not all that at the back. However we can't shoot so who knows. I'm going to go for an optimistic 2-2 draw

Exactly,, I'm not optimistic at all.
OK they make lots of defensive mistakes, but we can't shoot, got nobody with confidence to hit the net.
On the other hand they do have goalscorers.

 

[Librarian]

During all the ongoing issues we’ve we gone from defiance of anxiety and we need to go back to defiance around about now because the games are running out.

 

[cooperman]

Anywhere in town showing the match today?

 

[navidson]

Anywhere in town showing the match today?

Marty McFly's Sporting Almanac Tavern

 

[cooperman]

Marty McFly's Sporting Almanac Tavern

Perhaps I can ring them first for the result to save my troubles

 

[Kaiser Soysauce]

Do us a favour Mosh, give us a self imposed 20 point deduction and let's call it a day. We'll come back in September.....Promise.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

For a brief moment, I wondered what it would be like to have Everton improve a bank holiday.

Imagine that?

What a fool I was for even contemplating it.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

1st goal very important in this game. If they score it we lose. If we score it, we probably still lose . They have a lot of quality going forward, but they're not all that at the back. However we can't shoot so who knows. I'm going to go for an optimistic 2-2 draw

So why is the first goal very important then?

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

We are back! Isn't it wonderful after 2 full weekends of no Everton on the pitch the great entertainers return.

Need to win a game of footy soon. Be a good time to start here.

Ps. If we don't win this my role as caretaker match preview writer will be no more.
UTFT.

Cannot believe we are playing again.

I have had a fortnight of rest and relaxation.

 

[hallamblue]

So why is the first goal very important then?

It's the difference between definitely losing and probably losing, that's quite a lot! Until recently we didn't lose if we scored first but we've lost that distinction now

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Cannot believe we are playing again.

I have had three weeks of rest and relaxation.

 

[Somerset Blue]

For a brief moment, I wondered what it would be like to have Everton improve a bank holiday.

Imagine that?

What a fool I was for even contemplating it.

It will pass…you can almost guarantee it!

 

[gonetomorrow]

A 1-1 draw. Last minute equaliser by Bournemouth.