I'm not one for Twitter really but this account kills me:
www.twitter.com/BoringMilner
Boring James Milner@BoringMilner
Just found a Sainsbury's receipt in my wallet dated 24/09/12. I had on it: Newspaper 50p Bread £1.29 Milk £1.45 And I was served by Julie.
Some proper ace ones in there that just get me chuckling - any other great parody accounts about?
www.twitter.com/BoringMilner

Just found a Sainsbury's receipt in my wallet dated 24/09/12. I had on it: Newspaper 50p Bread £1.29 Milk £1.45 And I was served by Julie.
Some proper ace ones in there that just get me chuckling - any other great parody accounts about?