Boko Boko Haram

chicoazul · May 13, 2014

So arl arse they named them twice.

Anyway, just watched this on the BBC and couldn't help but notice the very unfortunate name of the guy reporting on it.......

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-27370041

Goat · May 13, 2014

Nick Childs reports.

FFS

tommye · May 13, 2014

EFCNIK · May 13, 2014

The leader looks and sounds like he'd tell you a pigeon had flown into your bank account and he needs the sort code to get it out for you.

chicoazul · May 13, 2014

Nick Child's though? Surely if you was in charge of African stories you'd have a word with Bob Smith and get him to swap with Nick, or at least make a jarg name up?

Bungle · May 13, 2014

Ha ha that is a massively unfortunate name for that particular story.

Just watching the video on that link as well, I'm not sure I'd be holding my gun that close to my own head.

BlueLlama · May 13, 2014

Ha ha ha.

On a plus side ol' Boko will soon be an AK47 ridden corpse soon

MJ1 · May 13, 2014

Vocal Harlem

Pat's Van · May 13, 2014

they've done nothing since "a whiter shade of pale"

steken1 · May 13, 2014

The irony of a load of debauched, self obsessed, celebrities appealing to militant islamists to change their behaviour weren't lost on me.

As if All the Boko's where gunna jib what they're doing cos Katy Perry posted a selfie with a piece of paper!

They've made a ranson demand of 15m for all the girls off the nigerian government....................... Madonna's bid 20m + 5m add ons.

Big Fat Sam · May 13, 2014

steken1 said:
The irony of a load of debauched, self obsessed, celebrities appealing to militant islamists to change their behaviour weren't lost on me.

As if All the Boko's where gunna jib what they're doing cos Katy Perry posted a selfie with a piece of paper!

They've made a ranson demand of 15m for all the girls off the nigerian government....................... Madonna's bid 20m + 5m add ons.

I reckon if she did a full body selfie with no clothes on the girls would soon be released.

steken1 · May 13, 2014

butters said:
I reckon if she did a full body selfie with no clothes on the girls would soon be released.

If by the girls, you mean her taegs, then yes.

steken1 · May 13, 2014

steken1 said:
If by the girls, you mean her taegs, then yes.

I imagine the download speeds in northern Nigeria mean that the girls will have three kids each and a house built by the time it's loaded though.