johnnydawg68
Chairperson, People's Front of Saint Domingo
When I was in my late 20's, I was managing a restaurant/bar. It was converted from an old warehouse, so it was 3 stories, and on the top floor was a little room that was used as a break room. Once the restaurant closed at 11, the bar stayed open on the ground floor, so almost no one went up there. So this older woman starts chatting me up in the bar and starts flirting with me as I'm working. So I offered to give her a "tour" of the place and showed her the third floor. Needless to say I led her into the breakroom, and it was on. Led her out and finished the shift.
Technically no, but my mate and I got pulled over for suspected drunk driving in High School. I wasn't driving, but it was may parents car. They cuffed him and took him in, then turned to me and said "you're free to go home as long as your parents come get you". The problem was that my parents were on vacation in Florida at the time...so the officer suggested I'd be spending the night in Juvenile Detention, to which I replied "The Hell I am". Now the benefits of growing up in a small, midwestern town is he thought about it and said "Alright, if you can find an adult to come get you, then we'll let you go, but you're coming to the station first". So we go the jail, and they locked me in the radio room (not an actually cell though). I was trying desperately to think of someone and then I remembered my mom told me to call one of her friends if I ever needed anything. The woman happened to be one of my teachers as well. So I told the officer, "Call Dee Regna". Again being a small town, the officer replied "Is that Tony's wife? Yeah I think it is, I'll call them". Luckily she was home and came and got me and didn't say a word.
Cheese. I'll take a cheese sandwich with mustard, or cream cheese, or pesto any day.
Ligers mate. They are bred for their skills in magic.
