Bleach Anonymous........(if you need help it's here)

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Sharpys top lip

Sharpys top lip

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Hello,

My Names Sharpy, iv been a addict for years now. It's 1st started when Everton went Sh**e in the 90's. Now im really hooked on the stuff. I need bleach in the morning and all throught the day. Iv come here to see if i can get help. I want to brake this cycle as i have a family and im fed up waking up on park bench's.

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With your help an honesty we can all get through this and have a better life.

Thatnk you GOT Family.





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Hi.

My name is Goat,

I started bleach around the same time as Sharpy and I thought I was over my demons, then that whoppa Kenwrong started telling me to watch space, thats when I turned back to the bottle to help me get through the tough times.

Im trying to stay off the really cheap Happy Shopper stuff, but its so cheap and it really hits the spot.

I have to stop, theres only so long I can hide this from my family, my missus keeps asking why our black leather settee has white streaks all over it. I tried to blame the cat, but she must know its from the self abuse whilst watching the 10 minute free view on the adult channel.

The bleach is having a massive effect on my sperm and I would hate to see the inside of my missus love hole, it must be gleaming inside there.

Hopefully together we can break the cycle of hurt.
 
Hi,

my name is Dutch and I'm relativetly new to using bleach as an anti-depressiva. Only started using since registering on an Everton forum called GOT.

Some of the members (don't do names) talked me into using it. Since the day I had my first nip of it, I'm hooked. Normally use up to six bottles of bleach on a daily basis.

Last week the bleach in my lokal supermarket was sold out, so I had to break into my parents home and steal all bleach. They called me up the morning after, to inform me they had a burglar in their house last night, but all they missed was 7,5 bottles of bleach. Imagine the shame I felt, doing that to them.

Please help me deal with this addiction, I want to become clean and I don't mean from the bleach.

Anyone else?
 

Dear Bill Kenwright

Hi, my name is Steph, Stephanie for short. My bleach problem became more problematic during the Walter Smith/Mike Walker eras. At the time, i was on at least five bottles a day and i am not talking about the cheap Asda own brand, i splashed out on the good stuff in Domestos. Despite me still not being bleach free, i am now just down to one bottle a day, the weak smart price stuff. I do however have to remain truthful and admit that i tend to drink three bottles per day when the transfer window is open. The only way i feel i can get over my addiction, is if Moyes is given a lot of money to spend. Please Mr Kenwright, can you help towards me becoming totally clean?

Best wishes, Stephanie. x
 
steevie said:
Dear Bill Kenwright

Hi, my name is Steph, Stephanie for short. My bleach problem became more problematic during the Walter Smith/Mike Walker eras. At the time, i was on at least five bottles a day and i am not talking about the cheap Asda own brand, i splashed out on the good stuff in Domestos. Despite me still not being bleach free, i am now just down to one bottle a day, the weak smart price stuff. I do however have to remain truthful and admit that i tend to drink three bottles per day when the transfer window is open. The only way i feel i can get over my addiction, is if Moyes is given a lot of money to spend. Please Mr Kenwright, can you help towards me becoming totally clean?

Best wishes, Stephanie. x
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now that is when i relapse, although i've avoided the bleach thus far, however i do get stuck into the windowlene.

it's good i'm not in denial though, at least i can see what i'm doing to myself.
the mrs cottons on straight away..... she can see right through me.
 
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As were telling are story's i have to admit somthing.


I once left my daughter in the car while i went into B&Q an drank 3 bottles of super strength. I was out my tits an drove home with the child next to me. I had'nt changed her nappy or fed her all day. Im so embaressed..!!!!

Also i once drank 6 ltr's of bleach an kicked [Poor language removed] out of the missus. Was boss like.......
 

Sharpys top lip said:
As were telling are story's i have to admit somthing.


I once left my daughter in the car while i went into B&Q an drank 3 bottles of super strength. I was out my tits an drove home with the child next to me. I had'nt changed her nappy or fed her all day. Im so embaressed..!!!!

Also i once drank 6 ltr's of bleach an kicked [Poor language removed] out of the missus. Was boss like.......
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I thought i had problems mate, you are hardcore badness.
 
Sharpys top lip said:
As were telling are story's i have to admit somthing.


I once left my daughter in the car while i went into B&Q an drank 3 bottles of super strength. I was out my tits an drove home with the child next to me. I had'nt changed her nappy or fed her all day. Im so embaressed..!!!!

Also i once drank 6 ltr's of bleach an kicked [Poor language removed] out of the missus. Was boss like.......
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Bleach surely cleans up the relationship.
 
I am clean; a good dealer never does his own drugs. I've got some new stuff in, if anyone's interested...citrus flavoured and Father Jack Hackett approved. You know you'll need it soon...


*walks off, casting an evil grin*
 

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