Bit of a pickle here

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ohschidt

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Alright lads. I am turning to the Agony Uncles of GOT to help me in my love life predicament.

Until recently I was with a girl. We'd been together about three months and the relationship didn't really work, she decided she didn't feel strongly enough and finished it. She was the most stunning girl I have ever seen and I couldn't believe she got with me. I didn't want to accept being dumped because I fancy the arse off her still and couldn't stomach picturing some other lucky get having his way with her.

Earlier in the year I went on holiday and met an amazing girl. She lives other side of the world and we've stayed in contact and recently we've been speaking a LOT. Now she is much nicer than my ex, not quite as drop dead gorgeous sexy but still beautiful, and is talking about wanting a new adventure and has told me she really likes me. I'd told her I thought she was amazing and regretted not making a move on holiday (she was stuck with her best mate on a girls' hol), and we're getting quite close and even talking about being together and her coming to move with me here.

Tonight my ex has said she's open to us getting back together and wants to take it slow and see how it develops.

For farks sake. What do I do?

The holiday girl is amazing and hot, we had an unbelievable connection and it could be something immense - however it seems quite unlikely she would actually come over here despite her genuinely saying she wants it. The ex is just sex on legs and I'd be a fool, surely, to turn my back on her.

I guess I could sleep with her and dump her for the other girl if and when she comes over, sort of payback for dumping me (:lol:), but I am not like that and couldn't do that.

Proper concerned here lads.
 
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ohschidt said:
Alright lads. I am turning to the Agony Uncles of GOT to help me in my love life predicament.

Until recently I was with a girl. We'd been together about three months and the relationship didn't really work, she decided she didn't feel strongly enough and finished it. She was the most stunning girl I have ever seen and I couldn't believe she got with me. I didn't want to accept being dumped because I fancy the arse off her still and couldn't stomach picturing some other lucky get having his way with her.

Earlier in the year I went on holiday and met an amazing girl. She lives other side of the world and we've stayed in contact and recently we've been speaking a LOT. Now she is much nicer than my ex, not quite as drop dead gorgeous sexy but still beautiful, and is talking about wanting a new adventure and has told me she really likes me. I'd told her I thought she was amazing and regretted not making a move on holiday (she was stuck with her best mate on a girls' hol), and we're getting quite close and even talking about being together and her coming to move with me here.

Tonight my ex has said she's open to us getting back together and wants to take it slow and see how it develops.

For farks sake. What do I do?

The holiday girl is amazing and hot, we had an unbelievable connection and it could be something immense - however it seems quite unlikely she would actually come over here despite her genuinely saying she wants it. The ex is just sex on legs and I'd be a fool, surely, to turn my back on her.

I guess I could sleep with her and dump her for the other girl if and when she comes over, sort of payback for dumping me :)lol:), but I am not like that and couldn't do that.

Proper concerned here lads.
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How many secret dungeons do you have in your house?
 

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Okay, I think I need to start off by saying that there's more chance of seeing Mario Ballotelli finish top scorer in the Premier League this season than of you ever seeing world-girl. In fact, she probably collects distant love interests as a hobby and marks them out on her wall map. So let's assume @Kiwi and @deipnosophist are spitroasting her as we speak and move on.

Now we come to Dumper Girl. It's very difficult to glean much information from your post but I have managed to do it. She's weaving you a web of lies and treachery and you've willingly buzzed into it. But the fly never goes off with the spider, there is no happy ending. The fly is eaten legs first and the spider hangs his head out as an example to others. It's a fact of life. She doesn't love you, she loves your infatuation with her, so she's going to keep hitting the reset button because it's her way of eating you legs first and she enjoys it. She sounds a tasty specimen anyway, send me her details.
 

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