Birthday Party

[Littlesue]

IHe should have hired me, I'm a dwarf with bit tit's, two birds, one stone

 

[Groucho]

Lamine Yamal is getting into trouble over his 18th birthday party celebrations.

He was ‘caught’ hiring a troupe of dwarves and paying large-breasted blonde models and Instagram Influencers £10,000-£20,000 to ‘attend’ his party.

Pretty sad when you have to actually pay Models and Dwarves to turn up.

Lamine Yamal: Barcelona winger set to be investigated over dwarfism row

Spain's Ministry of Social Rights asks the country's prosecutor's office to investigate Barcelona winger Lamine Yamal after he reportedly hired people with dwarfism to perform at his 18th birthday party.

www.bbc.co.uk

What did you do for your 18th? 21st?

 

[Shevin Keedy]

IHe should have hired me, I'm a dwarf with bit tit's, two birds, one stone

With what, do you mean titbits?

 

[Littlesue]

With what, do you mean titbits?

Eh???

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

IHe should have hired me, I'm a dwarf with bit tit's, two birds, one stone

 

[BrisbaneToffee]

Nah mate, let's go with the original

 

[NeilMorepies]

Are the same people who think it’s ok behaviour the same people who are appalled by the thought of us signing Evan Ferguson?

 

[BrisbaneToffee]

Are the same people who think it’s ok behaviour the same people who are appalled by the thought of us signing Evan Ferguson?

All I can say is that I was pretty much out of control at the age of 18. But then I was a shearer in outback Australia then, and … well, they/we did things differently out there. The dwarves would have been tossed and the tits would have involved a pearl necklace. (Hi @Littlesue !)

I'm out of the loop. What did Evan Ferguson do?

 

[NeilMorepies]

All I can say is that I was pretty much out of control at the age of 18. But then I was a shearer in outback Australia then, and … well, they/we did things differently out there. The dwarves would have been tossed and the tits would have involved a pearl necklace. (Hi @Littlesue !)

I'm out of the loop. What did Evan Ferguson do?

Just vague unsubstantiated rumours about him partying a bit too much and perhaps playing in the snow (would have thought that was unlikely given testing regimes). But it seems to be enough for large chunks of GOT to write him off as having a playboy lifestyle that has ruined him as a footballer, and that he is the last striker we should be looking at.

 

[BrisbaneToffee]

Here in Australia, many (not all) of the AFL clubs have an unofficial "No Dickheads" policy. The problem arises when you're young, sublimely talented, rolling in cash that you and I can only dream about = an 'I'm invincible' attitude. The other problem is that we (the fans) get the information second- or third-hand, via the media (and that is a can of worms). Anyway, maybe he's about to find out that he isn't invincible which can only be good for the young fella's future