Birds : females like

[Lids1978]

Can we just make a sticky and put all our issues into one thread instead of acting like beuts and starting rubbish threads such as I went to the cinema blah blah blah my wife this my wife that etc.
Il start. The bird I'm shagging is quality but she's way too fond of the dust. I don't do it anymore. I've told her to quit

 

[Walken]

Can we just make a sticky and put all our issues into one thread instead of acting like beuts and starting rubbish threads such as I went to the cinema blah blah blah my wife this my wife that etc.
Il start. The bird I'm shagging is quality but she's way too fond of the dust. I don't do it anymore. I've told her to quit

then you are a fool, if you have to ask someone to do something for you, it has no merit

 

[Lids1978]

I'm probably gonna regret this thread @woolly

 

[Lids1978]

then you are a fool, if you have to ask someone to do something for you, it has no merit

Yeh thanks lid

 

[Lids1978]

then you are a fool, if you have to ask someone to do something for you, it has no merit

She has an actual problem mate and I guarantee she's better looking than anything you've ever pulled. Although maybe not for long the way she's going.

 

[Azzurri]

She has an actual problem mate and I guarantee she's better looking than anything you've ever pulled. Although maybe not for long the way she's going.

Shots fired

 

[madkiwi]

Female birds tend to have plainer plumage than their male equivalents. The most obvious example being the peahen/cock.

 

[Lids1978]

http://www.google.ie/search?q=canar..._AUoAWoVChMIyZfRn7OnxwIVxD0aCh2icgta#mhpiv=10
I have a canary myself. His name is Kevin (after Sheedy). He's mental but he doesn't take drugs like the ones that talk and have opinions

 

[Kiwi]

Hi Mick, welcome back to the forum

 

[Heathcliff]

The more expensive the crispy duck is the more all women want it.

 

[Eggs]

Can we just make a sticky and put all our issues into one thread instead of acting like beuts and starting rubbish threads such as I went to the cinema blah blah blah my wife this my wife that etc.
Il start. The bird I'm shagging is quality but she's way too fond of the dust. I don't do it anymore. I've told her to quit

.....dust? Presume that means you're unhappy because she doesn't keep the place tidy. There has to be compromises in every relationship, Matey. Do the hoovering yourself.

 

[COYB]

i asked the bird im getting on erlier '' for her mars
number like an now shes game for blowys an that
them milfs lad

 

[Groucho]

Why not try to get her to seek help re: the marching powder?

Help is there for substance abuse.

If it's too much for you to deal with, be honest about the reason.

 

[Bungle]

She has an actual problem mate and I guarantee she's better looking than anything you've ever pulled. Although maybe not for long the way she's going.

You can't make a claim like this without photographic evidence I'm afraid. You know the rules, get a picture lashed up or pipe down.

 

[Eggs]

i asked the bird im getting on erlier '' for her mars
number like an now shes game for blowys an that
them milfs lad

...understood the first 3 words but then got a bit lost I'm afraid.