Best Women in the World

[fozzy]

its defo great to have an older sister some of the best years of my life that. ok some were mingers but at 15 years old no one is a minger oh happy days.

 

[Gazdalf]

its defo great to have an older sister some of the best years of my life that. ok some were mingers but at 15 years old no one is a minger oh happy days.

After 8 pints mate no one is a minger. As the saying goes, "I HAVE NEVER GONE TO BED WITH AN UGLY WOMAN, BUT I HAVE WOKE UP WITH QUITE A FEW"

Beer goggles rock. A stiff prick has no conscience and all that malarchy.


I am 33 and still live with my law of life.
"If it moves [Poor language removed] it, If it don't move, [Poor language removed] it till it does"

 

[a2b chris]

After 8 pints mate no one is a minger. As the saying goes, "I HAVE NEVER GONE TO BED WITH AN UGLY WOMAN, BUT I HAVE WOKE UP WITH QUITE A FEW"

Beer goggles rock. A stiff prick has no conscience and all that malarchy.


I am 33 and still live with my law of life.
"If it moves [Poor language removed] it, If it don't move, [Poor language removed] it till it does"

spoken like a true squaddie, god help the iraqys

 

[SuitsBlue]

best women in the world? = the ones that can read my mind.

 

[gordonjblair]

best women in the world? = the ones that can read my mind.

the ones that can't read mine

 

[SuitsBlue]

if she can read my mind, she can lay off the earache.

 

[chicoazul]

If the missus could read my mind I would be [Poor language removed].

She has delivered a talent for 'reading my stares' when something truly ace walks past. Thats bad enough.

 

[SuitsBlue]

thats training. ha ha ha

 

[chicoazul]

Im a bonafide him bitch.

Things used to be so different. Bring back Victorian Values. Kenwright Out. Sack the Board.

 

[neonleon]

If the missus could read my mind I would be [Poor language removed].

She has delivered a talent for 'reading my stares' when something truly ace walks past. Thats bad enough.

when something truly ace walks past it s best to have a poker face on, not a poke her face.

 

[chicoazul]

I like the play on words. Noted.

Im hoping she will stop resisting against it after a while. Providing me to enjoy non stop blimp-o-rama.

 

[neonleon]

I like the play on words. Noted.

Im hoping she will stop resisting against it after a while. Providing me to enjoy non stop blimp-o-rama.

blimp-o-rama?

blimp? Do you like 'em big chico?

 

[Hayee]

i'm disappointed no-ones mentioned me yet. get it sorted lads. get it sorted

 

[Gazdalf]

i'm disappointed no-ones mentioned me yet. get it sorted lads. get it sorted

do you have a scantily clad bikini or underwear picture for us to build a credible case with? Or at least lie and use someone else's??

 

[chicoazul]

Hayley you are a goddess.

It goes without saying.