Best way to turn someone down.

[Kiwi]

I'm working away from home for 6 months and a girl from home who I've known for a wee while through a friend of a friend has said she was interested.
Went with the honesty is the best policy and said I can't make a commitment for another 6 months as long distancers don't work(from my experience).
What would you have said?

 

[mixed_up]

"Oh my ******* god but I'm ugly and I don't believe you" is personally what would have crossed my mind in my case. What would I have said? In person 'errr' and in a text message '?????' and in an email 'WTF?' I'm sure this is very interesting to everyone.

 

[a bell maul]

If I want to drop someone but can't gather courage to do it to their face, I just let them read a few of my posts in GOT's Summer Transfer thread....







....and they drop me

 

[Goat]

I am just utterly speechless.

 

[Cellardweller]

Tell her your cock was blown off in the Falklands war

 

[hibbo'sclass]

Tell her you are counting the days then smash the front and back doors of the first amenable sort you encounter.

 

[mixed_up]

show her your penis immediately upon suggested interest in you.

 

[COYBL25]

I'm working away from home for 6 months and a girl from home who I've known for a wee while through a friend of a friend has said she was interested.
Went with the honesty is the best policy and said I can't make a commitment for another 6 months as long distancers don't work(from my experience).
What would you have said?

You posted that after midnight on a Saturday night in the U.K. and you expect a straight answer lollollollollol

 

[tommye]

Finger first.
Everything else play by ear.
Then finger again.


Demz da roolz

 

[tommye]

You posted that on GOT and you expect a straight answer lollollollollol

*Fixed

 

[tommye]

"Oh my ******* god but I'm ugly and I don't believe you" is personally what would have crossed my mind in my case. What would I have said? In person 'errr' and in a text message '?????' and in an email 'WTF?' I'm sure this is very interesting to everyone.

You think Bolasie is the bollox.
Your opinion is null and void.

 

[chicoazul]

Get rat photos first. Dump later.

 

[BlueLlama]

I'm working away from home for 6 months and a girl from home who I've known for a wee while through a friend of a friend has said she was interested.
Went with the honesty is the best policy and said I can't make a commitment for another 6 months as long distancers don't work(from my experience).
What would you have said?

Finger her silly, then get her to send you smutty pics until you go home. Simples.

 

[tommye]

I'm working away from home for 6 months and a girl from home who I've known for a wee while through a friend of a friend has said she was interested.
Went with the honesty is the best policy and said I can't make a commitment for another 6 months as long distancers don't work(from my experience).
What would you have said?

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-1338#post-5514537

There you go, virgin.

 

[chicoazul]

@LinekersLegs and @RAFUH once again I find myself disturbed by the rampant mysogony I find on here upon logging in.

I want you to know that I will never ever give up in fighting this scourge in our midst.