Best use of bedsheets

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Surprisingly versatile household items it seems. What do you think they are best used for?

 

[Devanski]

Dressing up as Gylfi on Halloween

 

[john jako]

Surprisingly versatile household items it seems. What do you think they are best used for?

You trying to weed out the racists davey lad. Strong work.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

You trying to weed out the racists davey lad. Strong work.

The Spanish hating ones *wink*

 

[Connor]

Nasty messages towards anyone, absolutely the best

 

[Oasis1878]

Suffocating myself when the slob is announced

 

[AmericasToffee]

Lately it's been best used for preventing bedwetting from creeping into the mattress

 

[chrismpw]

Covering and protecting one's classic car hen not in use obviously.

Only Egyptian cotton ones, clearly.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

 

[john jako]

Just googled this and didn’t realise old bet sheets had so many uses.

Turning them into pyjamas is a good one.

Red pyjamas.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Actually, they're good for writing mean things about young Spaniards too! So very versatile!

 

[tommye]

1.Cut up into small sections
2.Fill glass bottle with petrol
3.Shove cut up bed sheet piece into bottle end as a wick
4.Light wick
5.Throw at fat Spanish waiters

 

[fandjango]

1.Cut up into small sections
2.Fill glass bottle with petrol
3.Shove cut up bed sheet piece into bottle end as a wick
4.Light wick
5.Throw at fat Spanish waiters

Please not all Spanish waiters
I’ve a few mates who are genuinely Spanish waiters and are prone to leaving a big fat GnT in front of me with no hint of a bill …. They aren’t all bad

 

[PhilM]

The white flag of surrender.

I dread to think what Butters would say...

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

A pall.....for our club?