Guaranteed every Thursday to Sunday from various characters...
Best text message you’ve ever had
- Thread starter Groucho
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“I’m home alone Mark and very lonely, come on over x”
.... my name isn’t Mark but I do bitterly smile at his missing out.
.... my name isn’t Mark but I do bitterly smile at his missing out.
“I’ll do you tick till next week. Be there in 10.”
...when I was working an IT Consultant I recruited at great cost sent me a text that was clearly meant for his lady. It was very explicit, explaining what he was going to do to her when he got home at the weekend.
He was mortified when he realised his error. I kept that text for a while and let a few colleagues read it.
He was mortified when he realised his error. I kept that text for a while and let a few colleagues read it.
If you’d have gone you’d have found out that the sender was Mark’s fella, Big Vern.
Haha well in
Opportunity missed indeed Groucho.
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