Best text message you’ve ever had

[Groucho]

Go’ed then

 

[summerisle]

Go’ed then

That's your best ?

 

[GrumpyBlue]

I'm leaving you

The ex Mrs

 

[Groucho]

That's your best ?

No mine was from @micknick, about @chicoazul and someone getting into bed “accidentally” with someone else’s mum.

 

[cronullasharks]

Your horse ran 2nd in R2 @ Caulfield, but we've paid you as a WINNER!
Continue your winning ways in the Caulfield Cup this afternoon!

 

[sageyefc]

The test was negative

 

[Connor]

"Your Student Finance payment will be deposited in your registered bank account within the next three days.

 

[Groucho]

"Your Student Finance payment will be deposited in your registered bank account within the next three days.

Now spend the rest of your life paying it off

 

[Connor]

Now spend the rest of your life paying it off

Ha, not a chance

 

[FC sexy xxx]

Luke , I am your father

I text back . Shut up Darth you tit it’s not luke

 

[coollino]

Wassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssup

 

[FC sexy xxx]

Potent flake , on all night

 

[Bungle]

"Not long now, your Mr Kebab & Pizza order is en route."

 

[chrissyjack]

Dad , I DON’T need to lend any money off you today

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Margaret Thatchers dead