Best song titles

[Shibbywiggles]

Aside from the grind, missing a big extreme metal goldmine in this thread!
Cannibal Corpse has so many but I’ll stick with the classic I Cum Blood
Cradle of Filth are more about gothic poetry but there’s no better pun song title than Shat Out Of Hell.

 

[verreauxi]

Almost any song title by GG Allin a real high-IQ jamboree (<--sarcasm)

 

[verreauxi]

Springsteen covered this apparently; I still like this original version.

 

[Groucho]

"You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly"
"If You Don't Believe I Love You, Just Ask My Wife"
"You Take the Medicine (I'll Take the Nurse)"
"I've Been Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart"
"You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith Too"
"Drop Kick Me, Jesus (Through the Goal Post of Life)"
"How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Loved You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life"
"She Got the Gold Mine, and I Got the Shaft"
"Too Much Month at the End of the Money"
"My Uncle Used to Love Me, But She Died"
"Thanks to the cathouse I'm in the doghouse with you"
"If You Won't Leave Me, I'll Find Somebody Who Will"

Country music is a goldmine.

You can divorce me but you’ll always be my sister

 

[LEONARD]

'There's No Lights on the Christmas tree Mother, they're burning big Louie tonight'