Best revel?
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It's clearly orange.
Whitebootman
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which two abominations voted coffee?!
Carl Stewart
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Isn't a chocolate revel a minstrel?
get a grip carl lad, theres a hard candy shell on a minstrel
The-Golden-Vision
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That's why I don't eat Revels, it's like Russian roulette trying to avoid the disgusting coffee ones.
I always liked chocolate as your brain could guarantee it wasn't coffee right away. Orange were nice but had the same softness as coffee so you couldn't relax with the first bite.
there a nightmare aren't they, buy a bag in the cinema and you miss most the film through trying to avoid your least favourite revels
Carl Stewart
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SpeedEFC
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Seriously, maltesers aren't revels and have no place in a bag of revels. When I buy a bag of revels I want a variety of sweets that I can't get in other bags of sweets, if I wanted maltesers I'd go and buy a bag of maltesers. There's nothing worse than eating some revels and biting into one thinking it's going to be a nice coffee or orange one but instead you get a dull crunch and you realise that what you've really got is a small malteser trying to fit in but failing miserably. It's like when you were a kid and you had a group of friends that included that one kid that no one really liked and everyone knew he didn't really belong but you were forced to play with him anyway because your mum was friends with his mum so you had to get along, and whenever he invited you over he always made you play him on the computer with the jarg controller that stank of salt and vinegar crisps.
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