Best put down of a politician?

[royalblue66]

Dennis Skinner is always good for a put down of the opposition: http://www.hazemagazine.co.uk/the-best-dennis-skinner-quotes

Rember when the Tories were trying to introduce I D cards for football fans, the The Tory sports minister was a little guy called Moynihan, who was given the name of The Minature of Sport, and Dennis Skinner said to him "it's alright for you, you can get in through the cat flap", very funny man.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Galloway did alright like when the yanks 'wanted a word,' hopped straight on a plane, didn't let 'em get a word in edgeways, told 'em straight then wiped dog **** on the doormat on the way out, probably lighting a Cuban cigar in the hallway.

 

[tsubaki]

Its not from politics, but Eddo Brandes' response to being sledged must be up there with the great verbal beatdowns of all time.

 

[Mrk]

Dennis Skinner is excellent at them in the HoC, one of the few Labour MPs I really like.

 

[cbpointblank]

[video=youtube;iQ5CIkSlUFI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ5CIkSlUFI[/video]

 

[Username]

^ Game over for him there like.

 

[royalblue66]

I cannot for the life of me remember the name of the female MP that started this exchange with Churchill in a full session of the House of Commons, but he destroyed her:

Female MP to Chruchill: "if you were my husband sir, I would put arsenic in your tea!"

Churchill's response: "Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it."

Think it was the Evertonian Bessie Braddock.

 

[royalblue66]

Think it was the Evertonian Bessie Braddock.

Bessie Braddock said to Churchill "you sir are drunk" to which he replied " you madam are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober".

 

[arch stanton]

churchill leaving the toilet was spoken to by another politician who said " at Eton we were taught to wash our hands after going to the lavatory".
Churchills response "at Harrow we were taught not to p1ss on our hands"

 

[mythbuster]

Not politics, and, err, fictional, but still class....

EDIT:Damn swear filter... If you've seen Happy Gilmore, you'll know what I'm on about.

 

[Tree13]

Not politics, and, err, fictional, but still class....

EDIT:Damn swear filter... If you've seen Happy Gilmore, you'll know what I'm on about.

Shooter McGavin's unlikely breakfast choice IIRC.

 

[orly]

Galloway did alright like when the yanks 'wanted a word,' hopped straight on a plane, didn't let 'em get a word in edgeways, told 'em straight then wiped dog **** on the doormat on the way out, probably lighting a Cuban cigar in the hallway.

He did indeed. Wasn't that widely circulated over here but he annihilated the senate committee. Top shout.

 

[arch stanton]

Galloway is a complete and utter bellend but, he is very good at arguing a point, he bullies his way through arguments

 

[Royal]

I'm no Tory but "He's right, he's not a marxist, he's loving Engels instead" made me giggle like a schoolgirl. Best thing Camerons ever done in his life, that shout.

 

[bignev23]

Dennis Skinner is always good for a put down of the opposition: http://www.hazemagazine.co.uk/the-best-dennis-skinner-quotes

I like the one's to Black Rod.

Black Rod, what type of country is this FFS, Outdated Pompous crap.