I manufacture bariatric ambulances, I'm quids in...Stop eating chips, you're all really fat and you're crippling the NHS.
Minted you lad, last time I went the chippy a piece of cod was over £7, add chips and a curry sauce and it ran me to £14 or something.Just cut out all those fancy ideas and go the Chippy.. add Fish, peas, maybe a small pot of hot curry. And it's cooked for you.