Best ever insults

[formerly manx toffee]

We have a guy a work who we call the Minister. He quite likes it. Although he doesnt realise that it is short for the Minister of Cluster****

 

[PhilEFC]

He could eat an apple through a letterbox.

Or a tennis racquet.

 

[raithrovers94]

Your family tree is a cactus cause everyone on it is a Pri ck

 

[Professor Toffee]

I could have been your father but the man in front had the correct change

 

[MikeH72]

Conversing with someone on Twitter the other day who referred to another user as a "bad wasp". That had me chuckling away for ages.

 

[Thomasc]

I'm not saying she was cross eyed, but when she cried tears ran down her back.

 

[Philw]

Heard a couple on Dave Gorman's show the other night which I enjoyed: 'douche canoe', and another one which I can't remember all of, but was 'self-important ???-sack'

 

[Jamiednm]

One of my all-time favourites, 'bellfruit'.