Best ever insults

[Professor Toffee]

The author Philip Pullman ( his dark materials etc) yesterday described Nigel Farage as a " bollok faced foghorn of ignorance" in a tweet
Beat that

 

[tommye]

 

[Florin]

 

[kev]

described Nigel Farage as a " bollok faced foghorn of ignorance" in a tweet
Beat that

Kopite

*close thread

 

[Bilko]

"he's got a head like a witch doctors rattle"

 

[coollino]

At uni there was this guy with a big head and people use to call him 'Snipers dream'.

 

[bignev23]

Been a Strutter fan for years me, always good for a laugh at some daft celebs expense.

@BrisBlue 23

 

[JammyP]

London periodical called “The European Magazine” in 1784 reported a bracing encounter between Lord Sandwich and (comedian) Samuel Foote :

"...When the Comedian entered, the Peer exclaimed, “what are you alive still?” “Yes, my Lord,” replied Foote. “Pray Sam,” retorted his Lordship, “which do you think will happen to you first, the experience of a certain disease, or an intimate acquaintance with the gallows?” “Why,” rejoined the Comedian, “that depends upon circumstances, and they are these, whether I prefer embracing your Lordship’s mistress, or, your principles.”

 

[Florin]

Been a Strutter fan for years me, always good for a laugh at some daft celebs expense.

@BrisBlue 23

I binged all his stuff on youtube when I was 13-14
Not exactly the childhood my parents had planned for me, but it was glorious anyway

 

[sageyefc]

Simple farmhand

 

[coollino]

Tory

 

[formerly manx toffee]

You fight like a diary farmer ‍

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

Cockwomble

 

[magicjuan]

Bad ted

 

[Seathestars]

@chicoazul and his description of Leeds springs to mind.