Best chat up lines

[Seamus Colemole]

Excuse me, i have a broken arm, could you help me get this stuff in my car.

 

[steken1]

I had my 2 front teeth knocked out in an accident, and for a while I had to wear a false plate. I was in a club 23 years ago and saw this stunning girl. I went over, took out my false teeth, and dropped them into her drink. Thankfully she burst out laughing. We still laugh about it today as she is now my wife.

How delightful to meet a lady with such exceptionally low standards! I bet she's filthy too. Just kidding, class stoey

 

[Titus Bramble]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have Alzheimer's,
Cheese on toast.

What were we talking about?

 

[helpimonfire]

How delightful to meet a lady with such exceptionally low standards! I bet she's filthy too. Just kidding, class stoey

No..Likes a good laugh though. That is important in life. Sorry I could not hit your high standards, but to be honest you aint my type mate.