Beige

[Seanjd]

Why is everybody typing in capital letters?

I don't like it.

I feel scared.

And vulnerable.

And a little horny.

LEMBIT OPIK

 

[ilikecheese]

I just drank a glass of ice water. It was cold and wet. I don't feel thirsty anymore.

 

[ToffeeTim]

LIBERAL DEMOCRAT

 

[Durham Toffee]

LEMBIT OPIK

*sobs, aroused*

 

[evertony]

Vimto didn't taste like this when I was a kid

 

[jal123]

OOOOORDER

THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE JOHN BERCOW

 

[evertony]

It has to be your own, it has to be warm....no longer than 10 minutes after 'delivery'.

But its good fo you.

 

[bring the ghost on]

OOOOORDER

THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE JOHN BERCOW

I'LL NOT BE SPOKEN TO LIKE THAT, NOT FROM A LOWLY CABINET MINISTER.

 

[ilikecheese]

I don't like all the shouting. Please try to be more pleasant.

 

[orly]

PHILLIP HAMMOND

 

[bring the ghost on]

RODRIGO DUTERTE

 

[bring the ghost on]

MANNY PACQUIAO

 

[orly]

RODRIGO DUTERTE

MANNY PACQUIAO

I like it, we're going international now

ANGELA MERKEL

 

[DanEFC92]

OOOOORDER

THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE JOHN BERCOW

You are an incorrigible delinquent at times.