Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice....

[DavidH]

What other lies did you get told as a kid?

 

[the golden visionary]

That I was handsome

 

[Daz1878]

Steady on. This place is bad enough as it is - we can't have that guy running around in here.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Follow Everton, it'll be great.

 

[Rob17896]

What other lies did you get told as a kid?

That there was god.

 

[summerisle]

Bob a Job wasn't a euphemism.

 

[Rich1878]

Candyman

When I was a kid, one of my mates tutened the light out and locked me in the bathroom whilst they shouted Candyman, Candyman, Candyman from behind the door.

Was so so grim.

 

[PKwalnuts]

Today's the day the Teddy Bears have their picnic

 

[cronullasharks]

If you urinated in the local pool a big yellow ring would appear around you and everyone would know what you've done

 

[Rob17896]

Today's the day the Teddy Bears have their picnic

Don't tell me that was not true!

 

[Lao]

I thought this was a thread to summon @davek

 

[Kurt.]

That I’d go blind if I played with it

 

[Rita_Poon]

 

[chicoazul]

That Evertonians were great fans.

 

[Rita_Poon]

See, right on time...