Been away for the last week and totally unaware of anything much!!

[Andy Tuck]

I have been away for the last 7 days and not up to date with any stories, can anyone just give me a quick round up of what I have missed this last week as I have just walked through the door and cant be bothered to look everywhere so a quick round up of serious news would be great!! b)

 

[bluejock]

Goat's account has AIDS
Snapchat is boss
We nearly got hacked
Louis Vuitton bags are all the
Someone suggested Ray Wilkins for asst manager
Tommy looks like Robert Duvall
Bruce Wayne is Sniderman
Naismith is gash

 

[TX Bill]

Good stuff as I was out for most of that time as well.

 

[paultheblue]

The fella next door has finally cut his grass

 

[orchard]

Someone got robbed, and got can't count to 100 ffs

 

[GT5]

got a new assistant

 

[MACCA75]

We're signing Kone.

Oh and apparently Moyes was actually garbage and he's shown himself to be a V like reptilian alien afterall.

 

[toffee matt]

Every other thread is still about moyes ( people have a weird obsession with him)

We are signing dyer,mcgeady,kone,alcaraz,Caldwell,boyce and getting relegated.

 

[potato]

im most excited about dyer

 

[Deloodid]

Dave Whelan is still a [Poor language removed]

 

[rustyEFC]

I've gained a tv, laptop, sofa and some other stuff, if your wondering where yours have gone

 

[Furey1878]

No one wants Kone

Everyone is p*ssed off that we haven't signed Kone

 

[ijjysmith]

Dave Whelan is still a [Poor language removed]

But yet gives us more info about Everton than anyone at Everton does.

 

[Zatara]

But yet gives us more info about Everton than anyone at Everton does.

Assistants gone to utd and we have wigans.

In for kone whose apparently done a medical

In for a future barca superstar on loan

Wanyama and honda only 2 decent players linked. Wanyama is 12mil and honda talking to AC Milan.

 

[Andy Tuck]

So not much then, just the odd rumour!!