The-Golden-Vision
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Christ! My missus would bankrupt me.
Bedroom Tax
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Christ! My missus would bankrupt me.
Would there be different tax bands for the size of peoples arses ?
Elong
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Poor people aren't allowed to fart more than 5 times a day or face paying higher rates, it's a fair system.
They could get around that by doing those silent ones, though. Then look accusingly at someone else
Elong
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Dead right, poor people always blaming everyone else for their mistakes!
The-Golden-Vision
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And all those rich fatcat sorts would just be following through without a care in the world. Tory scum!
GOT would be taxed out of existence. Most of us talk out of our arses
Elong
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He wipes when we waaaaants!
Wasn't there some thing about the cows in NZ causing global warming because of all the methane in their farts?
Elong
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Yeah there was, my joke had some truth to it. Government looked at implementing a "fart tax" for farmers, and basing it on the size of their herd. It's a fact that cows make a significant impact on the environment. Of course, farmers rule the economy over here, and it was laughed out of parliament. Nice idea though.
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