Beaded Door Curtains

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Beaded is so 70's mate, you need a nice silk strand version, this years must have blue bottle excluder of choice.

Bi-fold doors btw, they should call them swarm of fly enablers. You couldn't attract more flies into your trendy living kitchen combo if you curled a Mr Whippy in the middle of your slate floor ffs.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

You catch more flies with honey than vinegar according to the proverbs.

Therefore coat your curtains in honey, not vinegar.

 

[Zatara]

At times like these I like to think,

"What would David Beckham do?"

For me, its a no.

Flies. Doing my head in. Not many. Just a big one in and out every now and then.
Anyone got a beaded curtain? A bit retro but I imagine they work?

Have we signed Lukaku or Besic yet?

This is what I have become...

 

[The Size Of A Cow]

Beaded door curtains. Sounds like a euphemism for a pierced foof to me.

 

[TGW89]

Never had them, never rated them - if I'd had them instead of the solid wooden door to my bedroom throughout my teenage years, then my grapes would probably be the size of watermelons right about now....

 

[Shinners17]

http://www.jmldirect.com/uk/pets/snap-screen/invt/s68ss10100000000

This could do the job. I have a vague memory of some family on telly in the 80s/90s having a beaded curtain between their house and their shop and it looked well naff