BBC live updates - lowest points

[Tubey]

This is one of those things you should completely ignore until it goes away.

It's firmly aimed at the LAD Bible crowd, and the more attention you give it, the more it'll grow.

 

[Yorkie]

Who could forget ' A letter to Mario ' utterly compelling and prose at its finest.

I will be using it as a base for any speeches I have to make at weddings or funerals. It's comfortably better than Shakespeare.

 

[carlos21]

I will be using it as a base for any speeches I have to make at weddings or funerals. It's comfortably better than Shakespeare.

Yo Yorkie how are you today.

 

[davmaher]

BBC live text football updates is ran by the worst elements of society, elements that must be eradicated at all costs.

It's dripping with "banter" and kopites trying to do anything to make their club sound relevant, and the BBC panders to them.

When the revolution comes they will be first up against the wall.

The reason they'll be first up against the wall is that they'll be trying to push it over. Or the Chelsea fans will.

 

[orly]

On BBC Updates - check
LADBible bulb the topic of conversation - check
Lots of jarg tattoos including pointless chinese letters - check
Something About Mary haircut products - check

License fee well spent.