BBC live updates - lowest points

[orly]

Always thought this would be a running thread really as it is the domain of monumental beauts from the James Corden School of Funny, but is this a new low?

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Posted at15:54
Nishaal Rooplall:

The reign of Van Gaal, is almost over,

The question is who's gonna be the one to take over?

The fans have had enough and Van Gaal fears his reign is all over.

I hope we see him leaving on a plane after Monday's over!

The Manchester United

board need to make their decision,

I really hope he gets the boot by the United inquisition!

He tried his best but it wasn’t enough, time has shown us that Van Gaal has lost his stuff!

The ending is now near, as a new leader, they now hunt...

Who could that person

be? Is the “SPECIAL” one or the "LEGEND" in front?

We still miss Fergie and we'd love to have him back...

I personally hope that the loyal "LEGENDARY" personality gets given a crack!’

Manchester United have struggled, we've really found it hard,

We've let go of too many players trying to buy a new squad.

Giggs could be our very own Guardiola,

He could make the misery become all but over.

I really hope he gets the job, it's the right thing to do...

He deserves a real chance to show the world what he can do.

During these tough times, our hearts have started to cry,

But just like his legend status Manchester United will never die!!!!

Updating throughout season

 

[ste d' indica]

Always thought this would be a running thread really as it is the domain of monumental beauts from the James Corden School of Funny, but is this a new low?



Updating throughout season

I'd need an extra pair of boots to give that lad the kickin' he deserves....

 

[The Cowboy]

Rhyming 'hard' with 'squad'. Good grief.

 

[Donald Twain]

There was a LFC one early on ! Brought a tear I can tell ya.

 

[zirc]

jesus christ

does Bulwer-Lytton have a poetry competition?

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

There was a LFC one early on ! Brought a tear I can tell ya.

RAWK have the best poet laureate bellends ever.

 

[RFUS]

I think I've just irreversibly altered my face through cringing too hard.

 

[DualityNSNO]

I think I've just irreversibly altered my face through cringing too hard.

My cringe reflex got such a workout reading that, that my face turned into a fist.

 

[Donald Twain]

RAWK have the best poet laureate bellends ever.

Who could forget ' A letter to Mario ' utterly compelling and prose at its finest.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Who could forget ' A letter to Mario ' utterly compelling and prose at its finest.

 

[bring the ghost on]

Gotta give respect to anyone who opens their poem by rhyming 'over' with 'over'... 4 times.

 

[WA Toffee]

Rhyming 'hard' with 'squad'. Good grief.

I didn't realise it was meant to be a poem until you wrote that

 

[The Cowboy]

Gotta give respect to anyone who opens their poem by rhyming 'over' with 'over'... 4 times.

He's smashing the rules on poetry. Who knew BBC sportsday was at the cutting edge of literary evolution?

 

[Jeff Jones]

Oh dear....I got a bit excited when I got to the line 'The ending is now near, as a new leader, they now hunt', but what followed
was disappointing. He got carried away with the commas, too.

 

[chicoazul]

BBC live text football updates is ran by the worst elements of society, elements that must be eradicated at all costs.

It's dripping with "banter" and kopites trying to do anything to make their club sound relevant, and the BBC panders to them.

When the revolution comes they will be first up against the wall.