Battered Mars Bar

[Whitebootman]

Had one a long time ago when I was based at Faslane. Tasted ok, no ill effects. Give it a go, you only live once.

 

[Housequake]

I can't imagine it to be too nice but I'd give it a try.

Don't suppose anywhere in Liverpool does them do they?

Jade View, Maghull.

Don't f*cking bother mate.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Do you not get squirted with fat like from a battered sausage ? or as we used to call them 'a southern nancy boys sausage,' chippy sausages are nasty sausages though tbh.

 

[Pat's Van]

Do you not get squirted with fat like from a battered sausage ?

who squirted you with their battered sausage Reidy?

 

[bluejock]

who squirted you with their battered sausage Reidy?

Or their sausage batter?

 

[Kurt.]

I've battered all yer mar's with my own mix

 

[bluejock]

I've battered all yer mar's with my own mix

I've splashed yer mar with batter and man fat from my sausage mate.

 

[Pat's Van]

I've battered all yer mar's with my own mix

your ma's got a battered fishcake!

 

[Kurt.]

I coat my sausage in yer mar's fanny batter

 

[Pat's Van]

your ma's fanny is like a tesco's meal deal tuna butty with mayo but with one of them little yellow knockdown price stickers on

 

[Bungle]

LOL @ Yer Ma Battered Fanny Bantz

Oi oi

 

[Goat]

Lads?

ffs