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Having been compared to Capt. Birdseye, Harold Shipman, Uncle Albert and many more, Bates in his latest tirade, a rant at Leeds United's Supporters, he's gone all Swiss Tony.
"If I dye my hair will I look like Dracula ?" asks Master Bates as he waits to board the good ship Scum Bucket.
http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/2011/08/20/leeds-united-chairman-ken-bates-calls-fans-morons/?
It’s not everyday that the chairman of a British soccer team decides to rip into some fans but Leeds United chairman Ken Bates did so earlier in the week after a group of fans gathered in protest of the team’s recent failures.
Bates decided the best way to handle this group of protesters is to fire back at them during an interview.
Bates said in Tuesday night’s programme notes for the 4-1 win over Hull City: “I’m saying I’m unimpressed by the demonstrations of a few morons on Saturday and ain’t going anywhere soon. Some fans may not like me, or agree with me, but you’re stuck with me."
Bates could have stopped at that point but he decided to continue and explain that rebuilding the squad is much like the build-up to sex:
“I saved your club in 2005 and 2007 when nobody else would. The rebuilding of Leeds United is a bit like sex. In an age of instant gratification, Leeds United is having a long, drawn-out affair with plenty of foreplay and slow arousal."
"If I dye my hair will I look like Dracula ?" asks Master Bates as he waits to board the good ship Scum Bucket.
http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/2011/08/20/leeds-united-chairman-ken-bates-calls-fans-morons/?
It’s not everyday that the chairman of a British soccer team decides to rip into some fans but Leeds United chairman Ken Bates did so earlier in the week after a group of fans gathered in protest of the team’s recent failures.
Bates decided the best way to handle this group of protesters is to fire back at them during an interview.
Bates said in Tuesday night’s programme notes for the 4-1 win over Hull City: “I’m saying I’m unimpressed by the demonstrations of a few morons on Saturday and ain’t going anywhere soon. Some fans may not like me, or agree with me, but you’re stuck with me."
Bates could have stopped at that point but he decided to continue and explain that rebuilding the squad is much like the build-up to sex:
“I saved your club in 2005 and 2007 when nobody else would. The rebuilding of Leeds United is a bit like sex. In an age of instant gratification, Leeds United is having a long, drawn-out affair with plenty of foreplay and slow arousal."
