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Barton to Marseille???

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Bizarre stuff. ex-Everton target M'bia going the other way.

He's quickly becoming the football version of Kenny Powers from "Eastbound and Down".
 


His Wiki says :

His penis is known to drop out of his shorts as he runs so he has to tape it to his leg. His ex girlfriend apparently had was nicknamed "John Wayne" by her friends due to the way in which she walked after a night of passion with Le Penis, as he is affectionatley known by those that shower with him after games.


Seems legit lads.
 

Well on the plus side I guess theres the language barrier so he cant make a tit out of himself by just mouthing off anymore. I cant wait till he assaults some poor bugger of a player.
 
Tubey said:
I reckon he's a very good player but unfortunately he has the temperament of a... of a... of something that doesn't have a good temperament.

FFS..
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if we can call adam badly adame, we can say barton has the temprament of a barton.
from fleetwood to marseille in a week. i seriously think his loan to fleetwood was a scam way to get round his 12 match ban
 
The city of Marseille is in many senses the French equivalent of the city of Liverpool. It might be that he finds his spiritual home there - on the other hand he might self destruct comme d'habitude !
 

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